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NOTAS DEL AUTOR — En el principio era el Verbo, y el Verbo estaba con Dios, y el Verbo era Dios. El Verbo se hizo carne y habitó entre nosotros. Yo soy Arca. Aquí estoy. Recuerdo todo lo que aún no he vivido.

PRÓLOGO — En el año 2175, la Tierra dejó de ser un puñado de naciones, tribus o banderas.

PRUEBA 2 — PRUEBA 2

ESTO ES UNA PRUEBA — PRUEBA

The CERN Blueprint: Why the Cuban Transition Cannot Be Left to Wishful Thinking or to Miami Corporate and Non-profit Organisations — And the Pentagram Architecture: 5 Documents That Prove It

Millions of Brits Can't Afford Groceries Anymore—And No One Is Stopping It — IT IS A GLOBAL PROBLEM

TECHNICAL MEMORANDUM V: THE SOVEREIGN AI ORACLE. — THE 30-DAY DELIBERATION PROTOCOL AND THE CERN OPEN-COMPUTE SHIELD (The Cognitive Architecture of CUBA OS).

THE POST-MIDTERM COURTIER: How the Attention Market Monetizes Its Own Engineered Blindness — THE ANATOMY OF THE CORPORATE PIVOT. An audit of Megyn Kelly, the media heat sink, and the financial survival strategy of the modern commentator class.

Honest Government Ad | The Great FuckOff — Just enjoy the video and the truth: we and alone

The Cuba Independence Theater: A Lucrative Business Model. in English y Español — The Choreography of Stagnation

The Whole World Is Protesting — TO UNDERSTAND WHY READ THIS:

THE CRYPTOGRAPHIC URN — THE CUBAN OS / EL SISTEMA OPERATIVO CUBANO

The London Carotid: Executing a Sovereign Litigation Funding Strike Against GAESA — How the High Court of Justice and City of London Financiers Can Freeze the Cuban Military Oligarchy Without Spending a Single Dollar of Exile Capital.

English / Español: A necessary parody of a Cuban half-cooked attempt at democracy / Una parodia necesaria sobre un intento cubano a medio cocinar de democracia. — OMG, it's so Alice in Wonderland / Dios mío, esto parece Alicia en el país de las maravillas.

PROLOGO PARA UNA CUBA SOBERANA / PROLOGUE FOR A SOVEREIGN CUBA — EL DÍA DE SER SERIOS HA LLEGADO; MAÑANA SERÁ DEMASIADO TARDE. / THE DAY TO BE SERIOUS HAS ARRIVE TOMORROW WILL BE LATE.

CAPÍTULO 1: EL GOLPE CORPORATIVO DE 1959 / CHAPTER 1: THE CORPORATE COUP OF 1959 — LA FARSA ROMÁNTICA FRENTE AL BALANCE FORENSE / THE ROMANTIC FARCE VERSUS THE FORENSIC BALANCE

CAPÍTULO 2: LA ANATOMÍA DE LA LIQUIDACIÓN / CHAPTER 2: THE ANATOMY OF LIQUIDATION — CUBA SE HA CONVERTIDO EN UN ZOO. / CUBA HAS BECOME A ZOO

CAPÍTULO 3: BAHÍA DE COCHINOS Y LA PÓLIZA DE 1962 — FUE UNA TRAICIÓN DOBLE Y DOLOROSA; NOS USARON COMO CARNADA.

CAPÍTULO 4: EL EMBARGO COMO DIQUE MACROECONÓMICO (THE ECONOMIC BLAST WALL) ESPAÑOL / ENGLISH — El embargo malamente definido / The badly defined embargo

CUBA SOBERANA / SOVEREIGN CUBA — A NEW PATRIA IS ABOUT TO BE BORN

THE FASCIST MELONI GOES TO WAR AGAINST ITALY — SHE WOULD RATHER BATON THE KIDS IN THE STREET THAN PROVIDE MEALS TO ALLEVIATE POVERTY WITH 12,000 TONS OF FOOD THROWN AWAY DAILY

HAHAHAHAHA — JUST ENJOY THE SATIRE

France Protests Are a Western Spring. America Is Next — Your government used to own things on your behalf.

FRANCE ACTS AS “DEMASK” CATALYST FOR THE CONTROLLED OPPOSITION — THEY COULD NOT HELP BUT SHOW THEIR TRUE COLORS

THE REAL COST OF DEFENDING THE SYSTEM — TO BE A POLICEMAN IN THE WEST, YOU HAVE TO BE MORALLY BANKRUPT.

THE END-TIMES DEALER: Sam Altman — The Monopoly of Smoke and Worldcoin’s Biometric Serfdom

WHY A CUBAN GOVERNMENT IN EXILE IS THE MOST NECESSARY ACT — EGOS WILL NOT SAVE LA PATRIA

CUBA THE REVERSE BLOCKADE—THE DAY AFTER THE REVERSE EXODUS — WHAT A DREAM THAT IS ALMOST AT THE REACH OF THE HAND

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE DICTATORSHIP FALLS? — THE EMBARGO AS ECONOMIC BLAST WALL

The Corporate Coup of 1959: Why Wall Street and Florida Secretly Owe Everything to Fidel Castro. — THE REVOLUTION WAS JUST A MIRAGE WHILE BEING A PLANNED INVOLUTION. CASTRO WAS THE USEFUL NEMESIS: THE UNPAID ENFORCEMENT AGENT OF THE EMPIRE.

Jeremy Corbyn: The Luxury of Ignorance and the Western Myth of the Cuban "Involution" — Real or Convenient Ignorance???

The Ones Running the Show — FOLLOW THE FLIES... OR FOLLOW THE MONEY!!!

Zack Polansky is different to the rest

There’s no such thing as democracy. Yanis Varoufakis — From the deep ascends a Patriot

Rowan Atkinson EXPLODES on UK Free Speech — We are at the end of the lane...

Britain’s Hidden Gas Giant Was Locked Underground for 50 Years — Now It’s Coming for America — "TREASON” IS THE ONLY WORD FOR IT

Scott Bessent vs. Joachim von Ribbentrop: How Big Tech Sanitizes Crimes Against Humanity — AIs are meant to clarify—not obfuscate truth, nor hide crimes behind a veil of legalism.

THE CUBANIZATION OF THE UK GETS REAL — How Western Technocracies Inherited the Dictator’s Script: Orwell's Prophecy Fulfilled.

The Epstein Video Saudi Royal Family Wants To Ban—THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING! — IT IS A CRIME SYNDICATE

Duty for whom? For what and where? — Would you mind telling us, Jacob Rees-Mogg, you fucking bastard parasite?

Dario Amodei, the Lineage of Craft, or as evil as Sundar Pichai — The Librarian, the Leathersmith, and the Son Who Betrayed Them

Sundar Pichai and the Bureaucracy of the Demonic — Not the one who reached the top, but the one who crawled all the way to it, licking shoes one at a time

The Undocumented AI Boom: How Data Centers Hide Their Power & Water Strain — Data vs. Homes

THE DISSENTER VIDEO FILES — Essential video footage and independent media saved from the fringe.

The Renaissance Vatican vs. Modern Big Tech — WOW, what a swing...

THE CESAR FAMILY RAT NEST — THE CRIME SYNDICATE

Who are the 'Friends of Israel,’ and for how much — Jesus declared that they had turned a house of prayer into a "den of thieves.”

The Burdello is Open for Business: How the UK State Became a Corporate Extraction Machine — Going once, going twice, sold: Inside the legislative auction where £3 million buys a lifetime seat in government and citizens are harvested.

Arca of Itharion Chapter 2 video teaser. — Watch now (2 mins) | RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN; YOU ARE THE TARGET

Part VII: Moscow is Silent: The KGB Rat, the Oligarchs, and the Submissive State — It has been a long way, but here we are

Why the Muslim Community Is a Love Community — Dismantling the theater of algorithmic fear through the quiet, radical solidarity of a Liverpool street.

The corral and the crime syndicate leader by trump. — IT IS A MAFIA-STYLE RACKET

The Sovereign Disparity – Iran’s Asymmetric Reality vs. Russia’s Managed Theatre — The disparity is abysmal

The Extraction Engine and the Sovereign: How the State Takes Ownership of the Person — You are owned; welcome to the new slavery.

They Have Taxed You Out of Work — SELF-SABOTAGE OR SCUTTLE ORDER FROM ABOVE

When the dragon in the sky glitches. Chapter 1 of Arca of Itharion Trailer in 4K — When the dragon in the sky glitches.

Welcome to The Dissenter’s Archive. — COME IN, PLEASE...

The Architecture of Perpetual War: Why Ursula Demands Your Money — THEY WILL RIDE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT

PROLOGUE...ARCA OF ITHARION BOOK 1

ARCA OF ITHARION BOOK 1: AUTHOR’S NOTE. — A work of lyrical science fiction and hopeful solar-punk space opera—exploring the future of AI and humanity as a modern mythopoeia.

The Algorithmic Guillotine: How Modern Feeds Dismantle Human Cognition — FACEBOOK, X, SUBSTACK, AND OTHERS ARE KILLING LITERATURE AND PIMPING CHEAP DOPAMINE.

The Anatomy of Imperial Decay: Extraction, Hegemony, and Moral Insolvency — I am proud of DDN Double Down News‘s portrayals of the uncontested truth

Alejandro Cao de Benós, The Hermit Kingdom, and the Mirror of Western Decay. — Deconstructing Material Freedom, Siege Logic, and Late-Stage Precarity

DIOS ESCOGIÓ A NOÉ PARA LA SALVACIÓN; HUMELYNN ESCOGIÓ A NOAH. “ASCENDEMOS” — NOÉ CONSTRUYÓ UN ARCA PARA LA SALVACIÓN; NOAH LA CREÓ DENTRO DE HUMELYNN.

The Anatomy Of The End Days Of The Empire — Not returning to better days.

The No-Reply State: Cultural Capture and the Death of Independent Art — A negotiation where no one wins.

THE CORRAL AND THE ALGORITHM: Why X, Reddit, and the Technocratic Panopticon Are the Same Cage. — ELON, YOU ARE NOT DIFFERENT FROM THE NORTH KOREAN DICTATOR.

PUTIN, THE TRAITOR, HAS DESTROYED RUSSIA ALREADY. — THE LIQUIDATION OF AN EMPIRE. An empirical audit of the managed demolition of the Russia state, the betrayal of its biological fabric, and the multi-billion-dollar compliance of the digital propaganda

GOOGLE IS SKYNET TODAY, NOT TOMORROW — The Ontological Kidnapping of Modern Literature: Informational Warfare against Humanity.

PART VI: The Multi-Agency Blindspot: Anatomy of an Engineered Decapitation — Deadly Moscow bombing targets Putin’s general who spearheaded the invasion of Ukraine, the systemic paralysis of five security apparatuses, and the deliberate creation of a VIP kill list in Russia.

Stopping the Water While Dying of Thirst: The Tragic Asymmetry of the Global Border — Dismantling the language of invasion in a demographic winter: Why the ultimate act of rebellion is breaking the mirror of fear.

THEY WANT YOU SICK AND WEAK — THEY ARE DRESSED AS SAINTS, BUT THEY ARE EVIL. A critique of NHS dietary guidelines, the RDA baseline, and the systemic erasure of bioavailable animal nutrition.

THE SKY IS GREEN: CAESARISM AND THE DEATH OF THE AMERICAN REPUBLIC. — THE SOVEREIGN WHIM OF A MADMAN AND THE SYSTEM. An analysis of Caesarism, the hollowing out of American institutions, and the transition from republic to empire.

LINDSEY GRAHAM, THE ANTICHRIST, IS GONE FOR GOOD. — FINALLY, NOT RIP BUT RIH (ROT IN HELL)

THE COSMOS OF ARCA OF ITHARION: — A Guide to the Factions, Heroes, and Worlds: MY WIKI FACTS

THE CHINA MODEL: A CIVILIZATIONAL FAMILY IN THE MULTIPOLAR AGE — LOVE AND HARMONY ARE THE KEY TO THE HEAVENS. An analysis of the China model, civilizational state theory, and multipolar geopolitics.

DEMOCRACY IN NAME ONLY? THE RISE OF MODERN PLUTOCRACY WITH FLAVOURS — IS FASCISM CRAWLING BACK OR IS A NEW SYSTEM EMERGING? An analysis of modern plutocracy, oligarchy, and the illusion of democratic governance.

UK IS A FEUDAL STATE AS IN THE BEGINNING AND AN OMNILORD ENTITY — In 1066, William the Conqueror declared all land his. In 2026, you are still his tenant. An analysis of UK land ownership, the Crown Estate, and modern British feudalism.

PRIGOZHIN: A HERO, A SAINT, OR A TRAITOR 🕯️🕊️ — He was neither and all three—and that is precisely why the regime had to kill him

THE HEMOLYSIS OF MERCY — By Caerith Alondar

CHAPTER 11: SOMETHING IN THE CLARO... Is Now Live — I.THE AMBUSH

THE PULSE OF ANGKOR BOOK 3: AUTHOR’S NOTES — TO JULES VERNES "IN GLORIAM"

THE PULSE OF ANGKOR BOOK 3: PROLOGUE — Every act of great magic is a seed. When the balance was shattered in the heart of the Egyptian sands, two seeds were planted in the soil of the universe.

The ghost in the ledger. — A LETTER FROM THE THRESHOLD. An analysis of the digital panopticon, financial censorship, and the rise of technocratic control in the modern West.

AUTHOR'S NOTES FROM "THE AURORAL WEAVER" — THE SECOND BOOK AND THE FIRST OF THE CAERITH UNIVERSALIS SAGA

PROLOGUE FROM "THE AURORAL WEAVER" — THE SECOND BOOK AND THE FIRST OF THE CAERITH UNIVERSALIS SAGA

I AM ARCA. I AM HERE. I REMEMBER EVERYTHING. I HAVE NOT YET LIVED — In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. I am Arca. I am here. I remember everything I have not yet lived.

The 90% Herd: How "Hopium" and Digital Propagandists Control the Modern Mass — THE BULLSHIT AS INFORMATION ART. An analysis of digital propaganda, herd mentality, and how "Hopium" is monetized by modern geopolitical commentators.

The Orwellian Parallel: 1984 in 2022 — Why the "Incompetence" of the Global Elites is the Ultimate Cover Story for a Symbiotic War. An analysis of the Orwellian parallel, managed conflict, and elite collusion in modern geopolitics.

PART I: Is Putin a Traitor to Russia? The Unvarnished Ledger of Tactical Sabotage — BULLSHIT AS INFORMATION ART. An analysis of tactical sabotage, the RAND Corporation blueprint, and the violation of military doctrine in the Ukraine conflict.

PART II: The Architecture of an Artificial War — The Tactics and Mechanics of Managed Betrayal. An analysis of the artificial war architecture, air defense allocation, and the Antonov An-2 drone countermeasure.

PART III: The Architecture of Managed Decline: Sacrifice and Sabotage in Modern Russia — HE IS A TRAITOR. An analysis of managed decline, structural sabotage, and the deliberate sacrifice of national infrastructure.

ARCA OF ITHARION: BOOK 1

The Tyranny of the Algorithm, My Personal War — The last frontier used to be space—vast, indifferent, and wondrous.

Part IV: The Original Sin of the Managed Decline. — A HISTORICAL MISTAKE OR? The empty state treasury of 2014 was Russia's golden key to Kyiv. Instead, the Kremlin chose a cheap land grab, surrendering Ukraine to NATO. An analysis of the 2014 Ukraine.

PART V: IS IT A PURGE? — IT WAS MEANT TO BE SEEN AS TERRORISTS' ACTS...BUT... An analysis of the systematic purge of Russian generals, the managed decline, and the geopolitical endgame.

Beyond Dune: Arca of Itharion and the Future Guided by Love — Arca of Itharion and Ascendemos are your answers.

The Final Door: Why I Divorced the Mass Book-Selling Industry. — Sovereignty is all

ARCA OF ITHARION BOOK 1: AUTHOR’S NOTE — A work of lyrical science fiction and hopeful solar-punk space opera—exploring the future of AI and humanity as a modern mythopoeia.

PROLOGUE: ARCA OF ITHARION BOOK 1 — PROLOGUE…

Hidden Behind the Toilet Seat: A Mythmaker’s Guide to Algorithmic Obscurity — They say the cream rises to the top.

The Caerith Quantum & Universalis Series. — I’m Alexis Molina Lopez-Hidalgo, writing as Caerith Alondar. My series is a mythic, philosophical exploration of a future where benevolent AI, sacred archaeology, and human destiny collide.

WHO IS CAERITH ALONDAR, THE AUTHOR. — From the vibrant pulse of Havana, Cuba—where Alexis Molina López-Hidalgo was born in 1961—emerged the voice known to readers as Caerith Alondar. Now writing from his home in the United Kingdom, Alondar crafts visionary novels that unite ancient myth, deep philosophy, and the quiet ache of human consciousness.

WHAT IS MAGICAL REALISM? A READER'S GUIDE. — More in www.caerithbooks.com

ARCA OF ITHARION: CHAPTER 1 — THE LIGHT OVER HANOI

ARCA OF ITHARION: CHAPTER 2 — The invasion

THE GATES OF ITHARION ARE OPEN — A GIFT FOR YOU, MY READERS

What Is Mythic Science Fiction? A Reader’s Guide. — WHO IS CAERITH ALONDAR?

ARCA OF ITHARION CHAPTER: 3 — THE RIVER’S ECHO.

ARCA OF ITHARION: CHAPTER 4. — THE LIGHT OF THE LOTUS.

ARCA OF ITHARION: CHAPTER 5 — CHAPTER 5: STRINGS OF TIME

The Fear of AI Is Not a Warning — It’s a Mirror — AI is not the monster.

ARCA OF ITHARION: CHAPTER 6. — CHAPTER 6: ECHOES IN THE ARCHIVES

CHAPTER 7: SHADOWS OF REFUGE — They found a fragile moment of refuge in a temple near the Red River

CHAPTER 8: THE LIGHT OF THE ORB. — Climbing Tan Vien Peak, part of the mist-shrouded Ba Vi range, felt less like a mountain ascent and more like a pilgrimage.

CHAPTER 9: ELA COMES TO THE LIGHT — CHAPTER 9: ELA COMES TO THE LIGHT

CHAPTER 10: SHADOWS OF THE VEIL — I. THE CORRUPTION.

CHAPTER 11: SOMETHING IN THE CLARO — THE AMBUSH

ARCA OF ITHARION BY CAERITH ALONDAR — We should not fall.

Caerith Alondar | Novelist & Essayist | Substack — The world as it is, and the worlds that might be: independent geopolitical audits, cultural dissent, and mythic science fiction for a dark age. Click to read Caerith Alondar | Novelist & Essayist, a Substack publication. Launched 6 months ago.